7 Scary Youtubers
October 31, 2016
First of all, HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYONE!!!!
Pumpkin Grave
October 30, 2016
Looking out over the field of bulbous mounds, I shudder at the thought of what may lie underneath it all. The repetitive growth of globular tumours wherever I look coats the earth in a muted orange hue. It is as if the sun has delegated the last of its light to these pumpkins. It feels … More Pumpkin Grave
5 Nostalgic Halloween Films
October 25, 2016
When it comes to Halloween my friends will be the first to tell you that I am up for the whole caboodle. I mean, I’ll dress up, make-up and stuff myself silly with candy. Now, that’s all good and fun, and to be fair I’m up for that any day of the year, but when … More 5 Nostalgic Halloween Films
Unknown No.2
October 12, 2016
Autumn days have fallen swiftly upon us, and I can feel myself stumbling trying to keep up with my favourite season. I have so much that I want to do to get the most out of autumn, that I barely do anything. Does that make sense to you?
The Beach
September 14, 2016
*A piece of fiction*
Unknown No.1
September 12, 2016
For a while now I’ve been wanting to write something a bit more in-depth on this blog. Something with a bit of meat, shall we say. A bit more ‘oompf’. ‘Oompf’ is probably a better word. Meat sounds dirty. Meat sounds like road-kill. I definitely don’t want any of that on here. Good start to … More Unknown No.1
Meet our Fancy Rats
August 8, 2016
In my previous blog post, all about how I thought my blog sucked (click here to revel in such content), I spoke about how I want this blog to act as a platform for educating people on those vile and disgusting creatures, rats. Wait, wait. Hang on a second. I’m intelligent aren’t I? I don’t fall … More Meet our Fancy Rats
This Blog Sucks
August 8, 2016
For the last couple of weeks I have actually hated my blog. Not in a murderous sort of way, I won’t be pushing that big red button just yet, but ‘hate’ in the sense that whenever I thought to myself “I’m going to sit down and write that post”, I just wouldn’t. And it wasn’t … More This Blog Sucks
Hazelnut and maple syrup biscuits
July 25, 2016
Home. When someone says to me to think of home, I don’t think of a house. I don’t think of my mother, even though I probably should. I don’t even think of my brother or my pets, which makes me feel equally as guilty as not thinking about my mother. No, I think of food. … More Hazelnut and maple syrup biscuits
Tokyo’s Cat Town
July 20, 2016
Living in a city, or near one, can sometimes take its toll on your so-called inner spirit. Surrounded by high-rise buildings, never having a TRULY quiet moment to yourself, and having to ‘follow the crowd’ wherever you go can get tiresome. No, no, more than tiresome, PISS-ASS BORING. Seriously, one of the things I hated … More Tokyo’s Cat Town
My Paper Lungs 